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Lovely quotage from Paul, via Stephanie. It’s his “away message”, whatever that means. It was just too funny to not share.

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press “1” repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press “2”.
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press “3”, “4”, and “5”.
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter what number you press, no one will answer.

Still thinking about a new layout. (“Thinking” would be the operative word there.) Trying to focus on history paper again, but being distracted by the Net and the big, empty house. Sigh.



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