As a follow-up to the world’s smallest Advent calendar, while I was looking up saints just now, I saw an ad for the world’s smallest Bible. You can practically wear your iPod as earrings; now you can wear all of Scripture as a pendant! They’re very expensive, but gorgeous. I love how it comes with a Protestant translation, a Catholic, and an Orthodox. Everyone’s happy. I wonder, would it be irreverent to create a Magen David-shaped nano-Torah?