Apr 26 2013

7 Quick Takes Friday, Vol. 216

Category: 7 Quick Takes Friday,Catholicism,MemesLindsay @ 9:37 pm

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I’ve had a rough few weeks. If you could send your prayers or good wishes my way, here’s what’s on my heart lately:

  • My brother was diagnosed with diabetes. He’s managing it well, but the initial symptoms and diagnosis was scary.
  • I gave notice at my job. It’s a long story that is not at all appropriate to discuss on the Internet, but if you know of any good opportunities in Austin, I’m on LinkedIn.
  • Sarah, a really close friend of mine who I’ve blogged about before, came down with appendicitis and had emergency surgery. She’s recovering and home now. It’s so frustrating that we still have an organ that does absolutely nothing except almost kill you. It’s not an organ: it’s a ticking time bomb that might be a dud or might explode.
  • My grandfather has colon cancer. He’s in his 70s but has started chemotherapy. Maybe he’ll be able to walk down the aisle at my wedding yet. (I’m not seeing anyone, but that’s part of my wedding vision.)

No one else close to me come down with a serious illness, please!

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I think I’ve posted about this before, but I am always delightfully horrified to find Photoshop portfolios online. I know perfectly well that most of the images we see in magazines and on billboards are barely of real humans, but to view the actual transformations is something else.

The people who do this work are definitely skilled, but couldn’t they put those talents to better use than thinning arms, adding locks of hair, and lightening skin? If you’ve ever wondered why you don’t look like the women (or men!) in magazines, those photos are a good reminder of the reason why: no one looks like that, not even the original models.

The fashion photos are not quite as terrifying. They look more like normal people.

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As if Let Me Be Catholic wasn’t addictive enough, it turns out there’s another one out there about Catholics. It’s just older and didn’t burst into my life quite as quickly. Here’s my favorite from What Should Catholicism Call Me:

When I’m Explaining Supernatural Catholic Doctrines to People And I’m Like

Except that I'm more likely to say, "It's okay to think that's weird. It kind of is."

Except that I’m more likely to say, “It’s okay to think that’s weird. It kind of is.”

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In other fun images, check this out!

kittenandmarine

Aww! The U.S. Naval Institute, which I found via Cheezburger and Manteresting (I know, right?) offers this explanation:

“Accepting her fate as an orphan of war, ‘Miss Hap’ a two-week old Korean kitten chows down on canned milk, piped to her by medicine dropper with the help of Marine Sergeant Frank Praytor… The Marine adopted the kitten after its mother was killed by a mortar barrage near Bunker Hill. The name, Miss Hap, Sergeant Praytor explained, was given to the kitten ‘because she was born at the wrong place at the wrong time’.” Korea, ca 1953

Now that’s a real man: TCB.

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And then there’s this:

massisnotboring

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Enough images and silliness. I watched The Vow in my long break from work today. I can’t afford premium movie channels (although Degrassi has all but ensured that I will have cable for many days to come), so I keep an eye out for free preview weekends and fill up my DVR. The last one was Thanksgiving weekend, so it’s been waiting in the wings for quite some time.

I liked it. I thought the swearing sounded awkward and superfluous, but I loved the portrayal of a husband who will not give up on his wife. He made a vow, and he tried so hard to live up to it, even in an impossible situation. I found myself thinking very deeply and wondering how to apply my feelings about marriage and commitment to the wife’s situation with her parents. I wondered if I could ever love someone enough to take the steps we saw married characters taking. It was not the kind of love and marriage Hollywood usually gives us, and I appreciated that.

I also really liked that, even though Rachel McAdams’s character (and her real-life counterpart) never got her memory back, she managed to get some of herself back. She was never her old self; she was just herself. I’ve made some big life changes in the last several years, and I wouldn’t want to go back to that old person, but I’d like to think that my maturity is more than just reactions to old motivations. I’d like to think that it’s who I was always meant to be.

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So that’s my week (or two weeks, really; I drafted this post last week). I might go see Matt Maher on Thursday, so that’s potentially exciting, but in the meantime I need to find a new job and a new place to live. It’s going to be an interesting summer.

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Apr 12 2013

7 Quick Takes Friday, Vol. 214

Category: 7 Quick Takes Friday,MemesLindsay @ 11:33 pm

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Wednesday was a pretty awful day. I haven’t been that excited for a day to be over in a very, very long time. It was the kind of awful that bled over into the following days and won’t be finished for a long time. I can’t give details just yet, but when I do, I hope you’ll understand. If you’re the praying type, please pray for me. If not, please send me good wishes. I am also accepting good news (although the news of a friend’s engagement–one that I was pushing for—is going to be hard to beat).

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My life isn’t all bad, though. I’m blogging again, so that’s good. I’ve been keeping up with my reviews over at Austin Catholic New Media, which means I’ve been doing lots of reading. Rebuilt actually encouraged me to try to revitalize the parish (so to speak) I work in now, even if I wasn’t a total convert to the method.

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I went to Belize for our spring break mission trip. I managed to get sunburned again, but it wasn’t quite as blistering hot. I’m barely through the photos since March was such a crazy month, but I’ll have a full recap soon. There will not be chicken baskets, though; sorry.

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March also had Easter in it, which added to my busy-ness. We had three baptisms, including one dad who’s been going to Mass with his wife throughout their eighteen-year relationship, and four confirmations (with another who went home to be confirmed with her mom). I wasn’t able to wear my usual Easter Vigil skirt, but I got a ton of compliments on my substitute outfit.

Dress from Kohl's. Bolero jacket from Target. Shoes from Payless.

Dress from Kohl’s. Bolero jacket from Target. Shoes from Payless.

I originally wore this dress with fall-ish (black) accessories to my friend Sabrina’s wedding back in September, but I liked it much better this way. And everyone was kind enough not to comment on my seriously-in-need-of-a-retouch toenails. Easter Vigil was a great night on many counts.

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Hmm. What else has happened since January? My parents and my brother came to visit last week. It was good to see them again, and I got to enjoy some more fun parts of Austin. We spent a day in San Antonio, but it rained almost the whole time. My parents somehow fell in love with the Riverwalk when they came last summer, but I’m still an Austin gal.

To me, the Alamo is mostly rain and crowds. Score another one for Austin.

To me, the Alamo is mostly rain and crowds. Score another one for Austin.

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I had some good friend time, too. I saw a more normal version of Twelfth Night on campus with my friend Kristi, and my old friend Guy from college came to town to visit. He’s going to be in the inaugural Ph.D. Statistics program at UT, so I’ll have a friend of almost ten years here. Good times.

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How to end my triumphant(ly pathetic) return? Grammar, of course!

oxfordcommaeggs

Aaaaaaaaand we’re done.

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Sep 28 2012

Friday Fives

Category: Friday Five,MemesLindsay @ 11:24 pm

I swear I’m really back in action this time!

August 24: Food

  1. What’s your favorite fruit? It’s a tie between apples and green grapes. I also love, love, love orange juice, but I don’t like the original fruit.
  2. What’s your favorite vegetable? I don’t think I have a favorite. I love fresh spinach on its own as a salad, but I also find cooked broccoli (lightly salted) very tasty.
  3. What’s your favorite protein? This is a unique way of asking this question, because it works for vegetarians and vegans, too. I like that. I love beef. Living in Texas has made me like beef even more. Bacon is pretty tasty, too, though. Mmm, bacon.
  4. What’s your favorite dish to cook? My specialty is called Pasta Lindsay. It’s rotini tossed with tomato sauce (extra oregano) and ground sausage. I am strong believer in tossing pasta in sauce rather than letting people sauce it themselves.
  5. What’s your favorite dish that someone else makes for you? I will only eat egg salad if my mom makes it for me. She used to make it occasionally for my school lunch when I was very small. I remember the excitement I felt when I went into the kitchen after dinner to find eggs boiling on the stove. It was like a lunch preview!

photo of chicken-fried bacon by Cara Fealy Choate

August 31: Travel

  1. Have you ever left the country you live in and where? Oh, yes. I used to live in Germany and Japan and traveled elsewhere in Europe. And last spring break, I went to Nicaragua, of course.
  2. What countries would you visit if time and money were not problems? I would love to visit Australia. It’d be nice to be in a country where I only have to manage foreign vocabulary instead of a whole language. It’d also be awesome to visit Rome or the Holy Land.
  3. Out of all the foreign food you’ve tried, which is your favorite and why? I don’t like much Asian food, but I make an exception for chicken teriyaki. That’s yummy. I also had something in Germany called a Speicher cake which was the most cheesecake-like thing I ate (before I discovered actual cheesecake).
  4. Can you name all 7 continents? Yes.
  5. Which continent are you least likely to ever want to see and why? Antarctica, because it’s ridiculously cold and unforgiving. I can’t recall at the moment, but I’m pretty sure that not even penguins will live there.

September 8: Sports

  1. What is your favorite sport to watch? I don’t really like sports, but basketball is okay. Play generally keeps going, delays are minimal, and I can see the players because they’re not wearing pads. If you need thirty pounds of padding, can you really call what you’re doing “fun”?
  2. What is your favorite sport to play? Ha.
  3. Favorite sports team? Any that have colors that flatter me. I pretend UMD’s fourth color (gold) doesn’t exist most of the time.
  4. Favorite sports player? I would have to watch sports to care. My brother?
  5. Why do you enjoy watching/playing your favorite sport? I don’t!

September 21: Cell Phones

  1. When did you get your first cell phone? I was in high school. Tenth grade, I think, or maybe eleventh. I wasn’t expecting it at all, and it was definitely an adventure.
  2. Do you have any special ring tones, if so what are they? My current ring tone is “Call Me,” by Blondie. Technically it’s people already calling me, but I heard it on someone else’s phone once and thought it would be awesome. And it is. I also use “Tears of a Clown” by Smokey Robinson for my Motown-loving mom and the theme song from Star Trek: TNG for my dad. Good times.
  3. Does your phone have a camera? Yes! Don’t all phones have cameras these days? Even the cheap ones?
  4. What kind of phone do you have now? I have a two-year-old iPhone 4. I’m due for an upgrade, but I can’t afford the two adapters I’d need if I got the 5 right now. I also can’t quite afford the phone itself.
  5. What carrier do you use? I have had AT&T since back when half of it was Cingular. I’ve gotten good reception and customer service so far.

And now I’m caught up on the F5! I feel so accomplished.

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Aug 09 2012

Hollywood Never Gets It Right (Review: “The Story of the Trapp Family Singers”)

Category: Catholicism,EntertainmentLindsay @ 10:11 pm

The photographer’s grandmother among the cast of The Sound of Music in 1967.
(photo by Sarah Macmillan)

I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about and discussing media lately. Aside from my recent post on media discernment, I had a lively discussion with some friends about the same subject, and there’s always another trashy TV show or a movie like Magic Mike to start a firestorm. It’s enough to make you want to give up all movies, TV, and books and go live in a cave.

Well, maybe it’s not that bad. But I do start longing for something uplifting. Real life is tough, but there is hope, and sometimes I need stories that remind me of that. This seemed like the perfect summer to continue my quest to learn the rest of the story. Previously in this column, I discovered that the family behind Cheaper by the Dozen had some madcap moments, and that Yours, Mine, and Ours was much more about faithfulness than either movie version made it seem. Since the hills of Zilker Park are alive this summer (see the bonus at the end), I turned my attention to The Story of the Trapp Family Singers.

Read my review of the real story at Austin Catholic New Media.

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Aug 09 2012

How God Calls Us Back (Review: “Brideshead Revisited”)

Category: CatholicismLindsay @ 10:03 pm

photo by Ell R. Brown

Sometimes, I fail at being Catholic. As I’ve mentioned before, I try to live my faith and usually succeed, but I am far from perfect; if anything, I am acutely aware of how imperfect I am. The one constant is that I always come back. God is loving and merciful, so he always takes me back. Remembering that God is eternally waiting for my return keeps me going. When I look back on times I wandered away or felt great despair, as if God had forgotten me, I can see little hints of how those moments led me toward today. In the much-recommended classic novel Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh presents a family saga of spiritual journeys.

Read the rest at Austin Catholic New Media.

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May 14 2012

Succinctly Yours: Week 60

Category: MemesLindsay @ 10:17 pm

Look at me, participating in a new meme two weeks in a row! Hooray! This week, I give you “Look Who’s Talking.”
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“Mom? Mommy? Where did you go? Are you in the kitchen? No. Okay, how about in the big chair? No. Where’s Mommy? Grandpa, where’s Mommy? How do I make her come? I usually—oh, I usually can cry. Let’s try that.”

The old man closed the door, waving, calling out goodbyes. Turning, he found his granddaughter in the middle of the floor, lip quivering, just shy of wailing.

Nope, not just shy anymore. Actually wailing. Leaning on his carved cane for support, he shuffled to the diaper bag and found the pacifier. With a few soothing words for good measure, he tried to calm the girl.

“No, not passy-fier. Mommy! Mommy is what I want! Don’t give me that thing! Why don’t—mmnm, hrmm—ptui–why don’t you ever understand me?”

This was a language barrier for the ages. (140 words)

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Check out Grandma’s Goulash for more succinct stories.

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May 07 2012

Succinctly Yours: Week 59

Category: MemesLindsay @ 6:14 pm

I’m determined to get a good Monday posting habit going. Maybe another meme will help with that.

From this week’s prompt at Grandma’s Goulash, I give you “The Princess’s Dilemma.”
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“Mommy, I want to be a princess!”

“Oh?” replied the mother, refolding her newspaper. “And why is that, darling?”

She twirled in the midmorning sunlight. “Because a princess is the prettiest girl in all the land, and when she grows up, she becomes the queen!”

Slowly ending her spin, she dropped her chin and added, mumbling, “And she never has another princess coming along to get in the way.”

The mother gave a small smile, set her newspaper away, and eased her way out of the rocker, one hand on the belly that grew more cumbersome with each day.

“My dear,” she said, cradling the pretend princess, “you have nothing to fear. A mother’s love grows right along with the size of her family! And besides that, every princess needs a lady-in-waiting.”

She grinned even more and twirled away once again, back into her dreamland.

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Check out Grandma’s Goulash for more succinct stories.

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Dec 27 2011

Trusting in the Truth (Review: “How to Find Your Soulmate Without Losing Your Soul”

Category: Catholicism,LifeLindsay @ 10:00 pm

I spent the day today after-Christmas shopping with my mom and sister. I don’t see my family very often since they almost all still live in Maryland, so I try to make myself available to them as much as I can when we’re together. It seems appropriate for a season like the Christmas season, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus into his human family and the Holy Family as a group (this year, on Dec. 30). Being around family and friends makes me acutely aware of my in-between state in life, though. I’m not married or even dating anyone, and my youngest sibling is 15, so it’s extra awkward when my mom gets excited by evidence of Santa’s arrival on Christmas morning. She’ll have a great time when grandchildren come, but I don’t know when that will be.

photo courtesy of Grand Velas Riviera Maya

If you’re anything like me, a Catholic 20-something struggling to navigate the gap between your childhood family and the family you may one day build, you can appreciate the lonely, out-of-place feeling that often surfaces this time of year. As Catholics, we are called to practice chastity, grow in holiness, and seek godly spouses, but the specifics can be difficult to understand. How to Find Your Soulmate Without Losing Your Soul: 21 Secrets for Women is the latest offering from Jason and Crystalina Evert, noted chastity speakers associated with Catholic Answers. Jason’s first book, If You Really Loved Me, changed my life when I read it in college. I’ve reread it since then, but that book is aimed toward a younger audience. Thankfully, as Jason has grown in age and wisdom with his wife (whom he met because they were both chastity advocates!) and four young children, his writing has grown as well. He is now reaching out toward people like me, those who know that there must be something better than the hook-up culture. There is, and this book begins to unpack the alternative.

Read the rest at Austin Catholic New Media.

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Oct 04 2011

The Most Efficient Family in the World (Review: “Cheaper by the Dozen” book)

Category: EntertainmentLindsay @ 7:00 am

Kids don’t always understand why their parents do what they do. I have seen and vaguely enjoyed both Cheaper by the Dozen movies. After watching the remake of Yours, Mine, and Ours and reviewing Who Gets the Drumstick? last month, I was eager to read Cheaper by the Dozen, the first of two books featuring the Gilbreth family. I was most interested in reading about the daily lives of an intact large family, since reading about the process of blending the North-Beardsley family was so delightful. Unfortunately, I was disappointed.

Read the rest at Austin Catholic New Media.

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Sep 20 2011

This One’s for Everyone (Review: “Who Gets the Drumstick?”)

Category: LifeLindsay @ 9:28 am

photo by ND Tom

Do you have a favorite childhood movie? Mine was probably one of my Disney Sing Along Songs videos. I also remember the real movies my mom made me watch: Grease (which I was definitely too young for), The Sound of Music (which is always awesome…when you have 3 hours to spare), and Stephen King’s It (which was a very bad call). She also made me watch Yours, Mine, and Ours, though, which was so much fun, and not just for the novelty of seeing Lucille Ball play someone who was not a caricature of herself. I recently discovered the book upon which the movie was loosely based. It is far superior.

The original Yours, Mine, and Ours (1968) starred Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda as a widow and widower with eight and ten children, respectively. They meet, fall in love, and have madcap adventures blending their two large families into one. The movie was remade in 2005 with Rene Russo and Dennis Quaid, but all that remained of the true story was the sizes of the families and the parents’ names. Dissatisfied with the Hollywood edits, I sought out the original book, titled Who Gets the Drumstick? It’s out of print, but the good old Austin Public Library just happens to own a copy.

Read the rest at Austin Catholic New Media.

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