With new students come more amusing moments. It’s like Overheard in My Classroom (or read on their papers…).
“The teacher was so mad when she found out her favorite student’s paper was a duplicity.”
“What I noticed about the new teacher is that she gave a very cursory look at our papers.” (My reply: Oh, really? ;) )
Student: Are you going to the game tonight?
Student: Are you going to wear your real hair?
Me: It’s not that it’s fake sometimes; I just wear it up.
When I dropped my grade book on the floor: “Fumble!” Must be football Friday.